just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via spicypeppers)

ilovecharts:

Interactive Guide For Comparing the Speeds of Famed Sci-Fi Ships

(via doctorwho)

megatronsbutt:

(x)

(via lizwuzthere)

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

(via haileythetwelfthdoctor)

idiotsonfb:

i’m honestly not sure which fan base should be more angry about this.

(via elementofchaos)

loki-dokey:

stepchildofthesun:

Thor Sketchdump III by phobs.

THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD

(via spicypeppers)

hazel-grace-margo-alaska:

ceidson:

campusbeefcake:

this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.

where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?  

its like the photographer was drunk or something.

seriously why even make this post?

Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?

In the second photo there’s a man that’s looking at thin air. His face is super surprised, though. Why?

(Source: theperksofbeingatimelord, via haileythetwelfthdoctor)

da-paint-dash:

TARDIS’ have feelings too!

(via heyitsthatrandomchick)

usapotterfan:

ihatethatchick:

I can’t believe I never noticed this was Captain Jack.

omg

(Source: brigwife, via haileythetwelfthdoctor)

the-starhorse:

So in my head canon, Optimus Prime is not a morning person. On a typical day, he stumbles into the lounge, and plops down across from his executive officer, not even bothering to notice that he’s sitting at one of the smaller bots’ tables. Then the conversation goes something like this:

“Prowl,” Prime mutters.

Prowl does not look up from his data pad. “Yes, Prime?”

“I order you to abolish mornings, effective immediately.”

“We are not abolishing mornings, effective ever,” Prowl replies evenly.

Optimus Prime haves a sigh, his optics bleary. “But…Megatron always gets what he wants.”

“Well,” Prowl takes a sip of his morning ration, his optics still locked onto his data pad, “we can’t all be Megatron now, can we?”

And that’s how the command team rolls. ;)