any questions?

Is a fangirl. Run. YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH!

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

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16 minutes ago
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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4 hours ago
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kirklandork:

aph-lovelies:

meetmeincalifornia:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

NOOO. NOOOO. FUCK WHY ARE YO U TORTURING MY HEART. 

whas that necessary

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2 hours ago
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paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

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4 hours ago
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suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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4 hours ago
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robotsandfrippary:

reinumiji:

webothlikeabe:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

((Medieval glitter xD))

In many cultures peasant were not allowed to use weapons so they designed their farming implements to double as weapons or figured out fighting styles around using their farming implements as weapons.

I know we’re talking about western medeval weapons but behold the Kama.  Practical, functional, stylish. (wiki says it’s used by the Japanese and Filipinos, but Koreans also used it. I’m willing to bet MOST eastern cultures used it as both weapon and farm implement)

8 hours ago
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adriofthedead:

strategicboner:

p3n1s:

I remember this arch. One of the best stories. Teen Titans was really a phenomenal children’s show. What happened to good writing?

The best part was the play on words in the last panel.

"You treated us like dirt."

Terra manipulates the earth; therefore, Terra manipulated them. I was always amused.

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12 hours ago
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